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Last week, while I was getting my oil changed at Checkered Flag Toyota, I decided to venture down a few blocks to GC (Guitar Center, not Golden Coral) and after playing a couple of Fender J-Basses that were in serious need of cleaning and adjustment (as are most of the instruments in stock at Guitar Centers across the country) I moseyed into the instruction book section to see if they carried any of the Sherr Music books. Instead, I found something that completely disgusted and infuriated me:

Apparently Daisy Rock has released a bass method book specifically aimed at the female student.

Before I get into the most obvious question this book poses, I will say that, personally, I have no great love for many of the method books released by the major publishers out there. Any book should be reinforced with real-life musical interaction, whether that interaction be from an instructor or a group of friends that get together and jam in the garage. Learning music is just like learning a language, if all you have to guide you is a book you won’t get very far, you need to listen to the language and have people there to help you along. That being said, my complaint with these beginning method books is just that they rely too heavily on nonsensical exercises that bore the student into oblivion or waste space with stupid pictures and charts and do not provide enough useful content. The Mel Bay Method is a particularly agonizing series as it hasn’t been updated since it was written in the 1950’s and features a somewhat confusing method of teaching the student how to play bass string by string as opposed to position by position (for you laymen: watch the “Late Show With David Letterman Show” and the house bassist, Will Lee. Pay close attention to how often he moves his whole hand up the fretboard… with few exceptions he stays in the range of the first four or five frets, or the first position. If a beginning student were to learn from the start that all 12 pitches can be played in that first position, many of them would not quit after the first three months.)

So, this Daisy Rock book is ridiculous because it is not only in the same category as many of these other lame instructional books but it pretends to be a tome of empowerment for aspiring young female musicians. This book, written by Daisy Rock founder, Tish Caravolo (a woman), offers nothing new or innovative other than pictures of female bassists (more on that later). As far as the content goes, this book is no better or worse than any of the other beginning method books on the market. The big question remains: What does being a girl (or boy) have to do with learning a musical instrument?

Looks very much as though I have a job at the Governor’s School for The Arts in their Jazz band program. I had all but written off the possibility of working at the GSA when a former high school teacher of mine who works there called me to say that their bass guy just left. [...]

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Sometime in 1998 I was attending my first lesson with Whit Browne at Berklee College of Music. I picked Whit as my teacher after an incredibly embarrassing placement audition. Whit was actually one of the professors that auditioned me, and I won’t say I was totally horrible, I just didn’t know what was expected [...]

I was just reading an excerpt from Anthony Vitti’s website about his transcription of a George Benson solo and how he likes to study non-bassists for soloing ideas. It seems like a pretty common sense thing but I don’t think it’s done often enough. There’s a contingent of bassists, especially here in Virginia, sitting around [...]

I’m so honored that my website has attracted it’s first scammer. It’s amazing how you can get a “vibe” from an email. Anyway, my bullshit detector went off on this one, having been aware that Joe’s cousin almost fell for a similar scam when he was selling his car. I didn’t get as far along [...]

So last night, instead of my planned evening of sitting on my ass and watching “Man With The Screaming Brain” I ended up dragging an unenthused Kimberly to go see some old friends playing their third gig at Rosy’s II on Bayview.
First of all, it has been years since I have been in a joint [...]

So everyone is up in arms about those “disgusting things Barbara Bush said.” I admit, I too am a bit disgusted. However, I’m not surprised. Barbara Bush lives in an old money fantasyland. What we find disgusting is that someone of such power and influence can not only seem so ambivalent, but also be completely [...]

I’m excited. It’s coming on Sci-fi tonight at 9PM. Written by, directed by, produced by and starring Bruce Campbell. Bad ass. Here’s the synopsis from Internet Movie Database (imdb.com):
Man with the Screaming Brain is a story of greed, betrayal and revenge in a small Bulgarian town. William Cole, wealthy industrialist, winds up with part of [...]

I’ve been really pissed off about my bass rig for awhile now and I am venting.
I’m using two Bergantino cabinets, which I love (a 2×10 and a 1×15 both have tweeters, which I leave flat). My beef is definitely not with them, they sound great, and just as importantly, they fit in my car. The [...]