Monthly Archive for September, 2005

Something For Lester

Sometime in 1998 I was attending my first lesson with Whit Browne at Berklee College of Music. I picked Whit as my teacher after an incredibly embarrassing placement audition. Whit was actually one of the professors that auditioned me, and I won’t say I was totally horrible, I just didn’t know what was expected of me. They said, “let’s play a blues” and I played a blues shuffle (a la Freddie King), when what they meant was “play a ‘jazz blues’ ” (a la Oscar Peterson). I fell flat on my face and took the first great shot to my ego of the many that I would receive at Berklee.

Later on, I’m in my first lesson and I’m bright-eyed and excited to be there. Furthermore, I’m nervous as hell. It only takes you a few moments to realize that Whit is exceptionally easy to get along with, but he can tend to come off like a Drill-Sergeant on first impression. Anyway, Whit tells me to get set up while he finishes writing something in his lesson plan. I get my bass out and I plug into this little Fender combo amp he has in his room and I notice the treble knob is missing and cranked almost all the way up. I make a conscious effort to not fiddle with the knobs, I guess, because, I’d heard somewhere that it was rude to mess with someone else’s amp. I suppose I was little gun shy after the placement audition.

So I play a little bit, noodling around, and he jumps up out of his chair and starts yelling at me “That don’t sound like no bass to me, man! Turn that treble down, that’s why I took the knob off!” And he proceeds to lecture me about how “the bass goes boom boom boom” and “they hear ya before they hear ya!” (He was referring to an audiences’ ability to know a good sound from a bad sound regardless of their awareness of the musical content). I attempt to explain that I didn’t turn it up, that it was like that already, but he doesn’t seem to be buying it. To this day I’m not sure if he turned that knob up just to mess with me. It wouldn’t surprise me if he did.

Then we start talking about the way lessons work at Berklee, what he expects of me, proficiency exams, etc. Then we talk about music, my favorite bass players, what kind of stuff I am into, what I know and what I don’t know. At some point there is this exchange:

“Do you play Jazz?”

“Not really. I like Jazz, but I don’t have much experience with it.”

“If you don’t mind me asking, why did you choose me to be your teacher?”

“Well you seemed kind of tough at the audition, and I need someone to kick me in the ass.”

“Well I can do that, but I’m known here as one of the Jazz guys, you don’t play Jazz?”

“No.”

“Do you like Jazz?”

“Yeah I like it, I don’t really know much about it.”

“Well this is a Jazz school. When in Rome you have to make the like the Romans. Have you ever heard of Ray Brown?”

“I’ve heard the name, but I’ve never listened to him.”

“Well, there’s not much we can do this week. If you’ve never heard Jazz I can’t teach you to play it.”

“Ah. Well…”

“Your first assignment is to go buy a Ray Brown CD, listen to it every day. You need to get the sound in your head.”

“Which CD should I buy?”

“Doesn’t matter. You don’t know what the hell you’re listening to anyway.”

And that was the end of the lesson. I hung my head in shame and I walked down Boylston to Tower Records on Mass. Ave (now Virgin Megastore) and I bought Ray Brown - “Something For Lester” (1978, Contemporary Records). It’s still one of my favorite Jazz albums. At the time I remember that I looked at the cover of the CD and I saw Elvin Jones’ name– I’d never heard him– and remembered my neighbor, Tom Arey, a drummer, going on and on about Elvin so I bought the CD because I figured that, if these Ray Brown and Elvin Jones guys were so great that this would be an ok album to buy. I had no idea who Cedar Walton was so I just figured he’d be at least good enough to hang with these other guys.

Jeez. Ignorance is bliss. That seems like forever ago now. I’ve bought hundreds of CD’s since then based on “informed” decisions and I haven’t been nearly as pleased with them as I still am with this one.

Highlights for me: Ray taking the melodies on “Georgia on My Mind” and “Sister Sadie.” Elvin and Ray jamming over the intro of the first track “Ojos De Rojo,” I wasn’t sure if drums were supposed to sound that way or not.. I’d never heard anything like it before. Ray’s solo on “Slippery” makes me smile involountarily.

Non-Bassists.

I was just reading an excerpt from Anthony Vitti’s website about his transcription of a George Benson solo and how he likes to study non-bassists for soloing ideas. It seems like a pretty common sense thing but I don’t think it’s done often enough. There’s a contingent of bassists, especially here in Virginia, sitting around waiting for Victor Wooten to flurry out the latest bass solo ideas, and they eat it up and think it’s the most innovative stuff ever. Now, I think Victor is great, but he will be the first to tell you that his double-handed tapping technique is not a “new” bass technique but an “old” piano technique. He will also tell you that his ideas come from his brothers who all play different instruments.

Anthony isn’t really looking at George Benson in a technical way, he’s looking at this solo in strictly musicial terms. When I studied with Anthony, he stressed phrasing above all else. You played a funk line like it was a funk line: with assertiveness and tone and attitude. If you were playing a melody of a standard, it was supposed to sound like a horn was playing it, not like a high-pitched bass line. We did some Oscar Peterson stuff that just kicked my butt, but it helped me a lot to realize how important phrasing is in defining your personal musical sound. Even on an electric bass, Oscar Peterson’s right hand parts sound like Oscar Peterson. Think about it. If you really got hardcore into someone like that and studied them you could get closer to assimilating their characteristics into your playing. We do this with other bass players all of the time! Why don’t we do it with non-bassists!?! Why is it every bassist I know learns Donna Lee because of Jaco and not because of Charlie Parker? Jaco did the work for you, man! There’s a million killer bebop heads that Jaco didn’t record, learn one of them!

The biggest motivator to this way of thinking is to get your head out of the low-end for awhile and listen to what all of those other guys in your band are doing. I was obsessed with (Galactic drummer) Stanton Moore and the New Orleans 2nd-line style for a few years while I was at Berklee and without realizing it, I had incorporated some of those rhythms into my slapping. I just heard something I liked and I used it, just as if I was building a speaking vocabulary.

Playing with Jay Rakes for almost two years now has skyrocketted my soloing prowess because I listen to him all of the time when we play together. He’s an amazing soloist. Sometimes, I can follow the chords of the song we’re playing better when he solos than when he comps. Jay’s very linear, melodic, style of soloing has rubbed off on me as well as his sextuplet and quintuplet licks, even though I’m not as fast with them as he is.

It’s like living with someone, you get into their heads and you can predict their actions and speech and responses to your questions. The cool thing about studying music is that you can go back and “live with” Charlie Parker or Cannonball Adderley or Hendrix or John Bonham and really get into their musical personalities and pick up their characteristics.

I accept this scam on behalf of the Academy…

I’m so honored that my website has attracted it’s first scammer. It’s amazing how you can get a “vibe” from an email. Anyway, my bullshit detector went off on this one, having been aware that Joe’s cousin almost fell for a similar scam when he was selling his car. I didn’t get as far along as he has but I recognized the “my daughter is coming to the US” premise. I sent him back a “what the heck” kind of email and then I googled his email address only to find it on a list of known scammers. Although we didn’t get that far into the scam, yet, it involves him not being able to make a small enough check, so I need to send him money to break it even. His check never arrives, and I look like a dingus. Remember kids, sellers accept money, never the other way around.

From: george williams
Date: September 13, 2005 11:56:51 PM EDT
To: georgewilliams2009@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: Private Music Teacher…………………………….

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Gotta love that last line.

Furthermore, I’m not gonna teach anyone’s daughter if all I am gonna get is an email. I am very cautious about that stuff, and you have to be when you are a teacher these days. My first concern was that this was some sort of legal racket where someone sends their daughter to take lessons from me and she accuses me of some inappropriate act or whatever. Also, if he read my site, he should know my qualifications. I don’t need that kind of trouble. Anyway here’s the deal. Everyone keep their heads on them, don’t do anything stupid when you are selling junk on the “world wide inter-web.”