I accept this scam on behalf of the Academy…

I’m so hon­ored that my web­site has attracted it’s first scam­mer. It’s amaz­ing how you can get a “vibe” from an email. Any­way, my bull­shit detec­tor went off on this one, hav­ing been aware that Joe’s cousin almost fell for a sim­i­lar scam when he was sell­ing his car. I didn’t get as far along as he has but I rec­og­nized the “my daugh­ter is com­ing to the US” premise. I sent him back a “what the heck” kind of email and then I googled his email address only to find it on a list of known scam­mers. Although we didn’t get that far into the scam, yet, it involves him not being able to make a small enough check, so I need to send him money to break it even. His check never arrives, and I look like a din­gus. Remem­ber kids, sell­ers accept money, never the other way around.

From: george williams
Date: Sep­tem­ber 13, 2005 11:56:51 PM EDT
To: georgewilliams2009@yahoo.co.uk
Sub­ject: Pri­vate Music Teacher.….….….….….….….…..

Hi,

My name is George Williams. My daugh­ter would be com­ing for 2months hol­i­day in the US and i want her to use the first month of her hol­i­day to learn the fun­da­men­tals of music, begin­ing from oct 25th. Could you please pro­vide me with your rates and qual­i­fi­ca­tions and then we can move on from there. I await your quick response as soon as pos­si­ble, thanks.

George.

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Gotta love that last line.

Fur­ther­more, I’m not gonna teach anyone’s daugh­ter if all I am gonna get is an email. I am very cau­tious about that stuff, and you have to be when you are a teacher these days. My first con­cern was that this was some sort of legal racket where some­one sends their daugh­ter to take lessons from me and she accuses me of some inap­pro­pri­ate act or what­ever. Also, if he read my site, he should know my qual­i­fi­ca­tions. I don’t need that kind of trou­ble. Any­way here’s the deal. Every­one keep their heads on them, don’t do any­thing stu­pid when you are sell­ing junk on the “world wide inter-web.”

3 Comments

  • when oh when will i try to get scammed??? i feel so out of the loop.

  • hey, i have been spammed too. once. i remem­ber it well. the sun was bright and high above me. the birds seemed to be singing a bit louder. the grass was indeed greener. i was wear­ing my favorite black tshirt and my jeans were hang­ing just right at the cuffs. i got online and checked my email only to be hit with such a sur­prise. it was as if christ­mas had come early. i felt so.…loved. there it sat in my inbox marked with such love and anonymity. he addressed me as sir. i felt respected for once. the let­ter continued.…

    i think God is so under­rated in our soci­ety. i would love to help sup­port you in your chris­t­ian endeav­ors. my daugh­ter is going to be com­ing to the US soon and i think she would be per­fect for what you are doing. blah, blah, blah”

    the rest just faded into the back­ground. and as quick as the day began…it ended. i real­ized it was a scam. i had been abused. my sen­si­tive ego bruised for good.

  • And even I’ve been scammed.…but mine didn’t have any­thing to do with music.

    I received my email from some clowns sup­pos­edly from some for­eign coun­try telling me that since I was out of work, he would send me some ridicu­lous amount of money that he was going to let me invest for him.

    I don’t reply! I don’t want to encour­age the a-holes!