Ouch..

I’m not a jeal­ous per­son by nature, but see­ing peo­ple I went to col­lege with on TV is kind of hurt­ing my unem­ployed feel­ings. At any rate, con­grats to Ben Romans and The Click Five, whom I’ve just seen, pro­mot­ing them­selves, on “The N” (late night Nick­elodeon). I haven’t heard their music, and don’t really care to, because bands with match­ing suits are gay and, let’s face it, they’re on “The N” in between episodes of Daria.

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  • I actu­ally just lis­tened to them, and lo and behold, they are the gayest band ever.

    They describe them­selves as “New School Power Pop” yet, they look like the Bea­t­les. Their lyrics are among the most con­trived non­sense ever. Here’s a selec­tion from their sin­gle “Just The Girl”

    She laughs at my dreams, but I dream about her laughter.

    It reminds me of that line from that mas­ter­ful word­smith, Gavin Rossdale

    Do you feel the way you do you hate the way you feel.

    What the hell does that mean?

    So yeah, they’re on tour with the Back­street Boys, I’m not. I don’t feel so bad though, because I don’t walk around look­ing like the Hives were raped by Mickey Mouse. Sorry, Ben, your band sucks ass. That Edan CD, on the other hand, fills me with joy and pride for one incred­i­bly tal­ented Berklee drop-out.

  • Yeah, they’re totally noth­ing to be jeal­ous of. At least, you shouldn’t be jeal­ous of their music. Gay isn’t even the word to describe it.

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