I’m not a jealous person by nature, but seeing people I went to college with on TV is kind of hurting my unemployed feelings. At any rate, congrats to Ben Romans and The Click Five, whom I’ve just seen, promoting themselves, on “The N” (late night Nickelodeon). I haven’t heard their music, and don’t really care to, because bands with matching suits are gay and, let’s face it, they’re on “The N” in between episodes of Daria.
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I actually just listened to them, and lo and behold, they are the gayest band ever.
They describe themselves as “New School Power Pop” yet, they look like the Beatles. Their lyrics are among the most contrived nonsense ever. Here’s a selection from their single “Just The Girl”
It reminds me of that line from that masterful wordsmith, Gavin Rossdale
What the hell does that mean?
So yeah, they’re on tour with the Backstreet Boys, I’m not. I don’t feel so bad though, because I don’t walk around looking like the Hives were raped by Mickey Mouse. Sorry, Ben, your band sucks ass. That Edan CD, on the other hand, fills me with joy and pride for one incredibly talented Berklee drop-out.
Yeah, they’re totally nothing to be jealous of. At least, you shouldn’t be jealous of their music. Gay isn’t even the word to describe it.