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There’s a video on Youtube out there of a new Metallica song being performed live. It sucks. I’m not posting it on my site.
Here’s Exodus at Studio 54 back in 1985:

I have wanted to write about Tortoise for a long time. The release of their new 3 CD + 1 DVD boxed set (priced affordably at 19 dollars and entitled A Lazarus Taxon) seemed like a good occasion to talk about them.
I just purchased A Lazarus Taxon (a title which I interpret as having [...]

I had said once before that I didn’t think I would teach there again, but I got a call yesterday and was informed that I would be teaching a combo this next year at the Governor’s School for the Arts. Since there is not a bass student for this particular band, I am also playing [...]

Some shithead calling himself “Shin-Blade” was uninvitedly caressing my better half while she attended a friend’s wedding yesterday. In an effort to surpress my rage at the news of another man “rubbing my rhubarb” (so to speak), I calmed myself by taking a stab (sic) at the [body part] + [weapon] = [gay name] formula [...]

Not alot of my friends go to the library. Most of my more studious friends are internet junkies who can google search just about any topic and get the required results. What most people don’t realize is that public libraries have reinvented themselves quite a bit these days and now you can request a number [...]

Luke isn’t the only one missing Whiskerino. I can’t believe its been 7 months since Patrick dropped this on us… still incredible.

If you are among the masses who wish they could see a half-naked, greased up, Tim Robbins / Randy Quaid-looking dude who will rock out with his guitar and a drum machine and play a Van Halen-inspired version of “You Really Got Me” in his den, then this vid is for you.

After [...]

I like blogging. I like having a blog. I enjoy both the creative outlet and the geeky underbelly of blogs, but I gotta say that I think this “Web 2.0″ nonsense is going a little bonkers. I’m not really that comfortable with the sound of my own recorded voice, or so interested in seeing myself [...]

No, not me. I just wanted you to open your RSS readers a little quicker this morning.
I think if we were all to navigate through our respective myspace high school alumni listings we would all discover that at least one thing is true for all of us:

Everyone in high school, who you thought was gay [...]

As if George Lucas taking a dump all over my childhood wasn’t bad enough, David Hasslehoff has invoked some disturbing images of Knight Rider into his infamous singing career by incorporating KITT into his most recent (as of July) music video.

I’d like to remember The Hoff and KITT this way: