Dear Sprint PCS, Chester from Linkin Park, Sheryl Crow and Kanye “Bubba Gump” West,
I don’t want your fucking red phone. I don’t believe I should have to buy a phone to want to do good in the world. Additionally, I am disgusted by your attempts to guilt the American public into thinking that selling cell [...]
These are some vids my boss exposed me to. I really don’t know what to say about the Candy Mountain video. Mike heard about it from his 14 year old cousin, so I can only conclude that kids are doing some weird drugs these days.
“Charlie Goes to Candy Mountain”
“Dr. Tran Movie Preview”
So Kim warns me the other day that her best friend, Dee (who is black) might be getting me a Christmas present so I should be sure to find her something, or throw in on the gift Kim is buying her, so that, when she comes to visit, I don’t look like a heel. Fortunately, [...]
For the most part, I like Filipino food. Kim’s mom’s adobo is unbelievable, I really like kare-kare (ox tail in peanut sauce) and I’ve eaten my share of lechon, nilaga, siopao, and sinagang– not to mention the 300 metric tons of pansit and lumpia I have consumed in the last two years.
Still, there are [...]
Be warned, Microsoft. If Windows Vista, the Zune iPod clone, and this Ms. Dewey search engine are any indication of your future as our global software overlords, you are about to seriously jump the shark. Ms. Dewey has got to be the biggest waste of time on the internet ever (and that is saying something). [...]
