A Query

My mom just asked my dad and I the fol­low­ing ques­tion within min­utes of wak­ing up:

Wouldn’t it be neat if cats shit out money?

I don’t know what else to say, other than yes. Yes, it would.

By the way, this week­end is the first chance I will have to write up another bass lesson.

4 Comments

  • those news sto­ries about the old woman some­where with 76 cats in her house would be totally dif­fer­ent if that were the case…

  • Your mom is a trip. I’ve thought the same thing ever time I had to clean the freak­ing liter.

    That is defi­nately a speech stopper.

  • Okay, you guys, you’ve had your laugh!! I don’t even know what made me ask that question.…we have three cats and I want you ALL to know that Justin doesn’t clean the cat box so if cat’s COULD shit money, he’d be broke!

    Ya know, I turned 50 and senil­ity has already set in!!! I love it…it dri­ves Justin crazy!

  • Don’t blame you for not clean­ing the box…the best thing about being preg­nant is that I have a valid rea­son for shirk­ing that duty…

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