A Query

My mom just asked my dad and I the following question within minutes of waking up:

Wouldn’t it be neat if cats shit out money?

I don’t know what else to say, other than yes. Yes, it would.

By the way, this weekend is the first chance I will have to write up another bass lesson.

4 Responses to “A Query”


  1. 1 joe sleeper

    those news stories about the old woman somewhere with 76 cats in her house would be totally different if that were the case…

  2. 2 deb

    Your mom is a trip. I’ve thought the same thing ever time I had to clean the freaking liter.

    That is definately a speech stopper.

  3. 3 Mom

    Okay, you guys, you’ve had your laugh!! I don’t even know what made me ask that question….we have three cats and I want you ALL to know that Justin doesn’t clean the cat box so if cat’s COULD shit money, he’d be broke!

    Ya know, I turned 50 and senility has already set in!!! I love it…it drives Justin crazy!

  4. 4 nelumbo

    Don’t blame you for not cleaning the box…the best thing about being pregnant is that I have a valid reason for shirking that duty…

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