Don’t Hassle The Hoff
As if George Lucas taking a dump all over my childhood wasn’t bad enough, David Hasslehoff has invoked some disturbing images of Knight Rider into his infamous singing career by incorporating KITT into his most recent (as of July) music video.
I’d like to remember The Hoff and KITT this way:












He’s not beloved in Germany for nothing ya know.
I really have no idea what that means, but I think its not good.