I put it off long enough and finally watched Episode III: Revenge of The Sith tonight on pay-per-view and pretty much as I expected, it was… THE DUMBEST MOVIE EVER!!!
Thank you, Mister Lucas. Thank you for forcing me to grow up by defecating all over my childhood.
I’m not going to discuss this any further. I am too angry.
you are too funny. i have never even seen one of the prequels. screw it. the “post”quels were good enough for me. hey, once the ewoks were wiped out….i couldn’t care less. you take the fuzzy, huggable little warriors away from me and i am no good!
Yeah Justin, agreed: this movie was wretched. It was better than the first two prequels (yes, I saw them…) but that’s not saying much. Give ME George Lucas’ ideas, budget, technology, and clout and I could write a better script and make a better movie.
Everyone complains about the plot holes in the prequels, but honestly the plot holes would be less obvious if the prequels had a leg to stand on in the first place. Episode III outdoes itself by having the most “original star wars” references of any film in history (I won’t go into detail but there are many borrowed lines and scenes that emulate the original movies). The acting is atrocious. Kim excitedly announced while we were watching it, “We could be in a star wars movie!! That’s so cool!” She’s right. The whole time I felt like I was watching a big budget Star Wars hommage done by some college students or something.. and if that had been the case I might have been more impressed.
And yet, all of this could be excused if that fat bastard would just release the original trilogy (remastered and in surround sound) without all of the extra bullshit. Just give me MY Star Wars and he can do whatever he wants with HIS.
“And yet, all of this could be excused if that fat bastard would just release the original trilogy (remastered and in surround sound) without all of the extra bullshit.”
Justin: EXACTLY! That’s why my brother and I refuse to by the bastardized DVD sets.
i hate Star Wars. Everything about it makes me sick. What a horrible franchise of a seemingly worthless pile of llama dung.