…upon leaving Wawa.
Kim: “Did you see that black midget dude buying gas?”
Me: “Yes.”
Kim: “I KNOW him! Well, I don’t know him-know him, but he tried to pick me up at the mall”
Me: “Did you try to pick HIM up?”
Kim: (laughs) “No, you know the rules. Their centers of gravity are too low, NO ONE can pick up a midget.”
Me: “So he really tried to pick you up?”
Kim: “Yeah, I was like ‘I have a boyfriend,’ and he was like ‘That don’t mattah.’”
Me: “Wait a minute, how long ago was this?”
Kim: “Like last year.”
Me: “How come I’ve never heard this story before!?!?”
I wasn’t trying to keep it from you, but I just didn’t think it was important. We might not have had that funny conversation if I had told you about that incident when it happened.