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Call me a sex­ist, male chau­vin­is­tic ass­hole, but I think women have ruined rock. No,I am not talk­ing about female musi­cians– female music FANS, have ruined rock by tak­ing the undue lib­erty of say­ing that every mediocre, ho-hum act from Pete Yorn to Maroon 5 “ROCKS.” Ben Folds doesn’t rock. Jewel has never “rocked out.” The Bea­t­les never “rocked it” (but they did come close in 1966 just before they blew it and stopped tour­ing for­ever). Addi­tion­ally, noth­ing “rocks my socks.” Not you. Not anyone!

You dis­cov­ered rhyming, how excit­ing for you.

It’s not a ques­tion of the qual­ity of these musi­cians, it’s a ques­tion of using the word “rock” cor­rectly. Now it’s too late, you future-soccer-mom-hipster cunts have ruined it. You say this shit so much that no one knows what rocks any­more. Now noth­ing rocks.