I really do not recommend anyone try this. There’s a pound and a half of beef in my digestive system– a disgusting irony for someone who occasionally uses Morrissey lyrics as blog titles.
This Friday, me and some of the Kabuti Boys took the Fatburger “Triple King Challenge.” It was truly a travesty. It’s amazing how putting the word “challenge” next to something you normally wouldn’t want to do it makes extremely desirable. I think it is an American instinct to rise to a challenge. Even if it means a few hours in traction and getting pneumonia from falling asleep on the cold bathroom floor.
You should try Whataburger, much better burger. I wasn’t impressed with the triple king, finished it easily, but hey I am from Texas where everything is bigger. There is also another hamburger joint called Longhorn Burger, they have a huge hamburger the size of a plate. Unfortunately, you can only find them in San Antonio, TX.
I have zero desire to ever eat one of these or anything like it again. I think there’s still a Whataburger out in Hampton, VA somewhere, everyone speaks highly of them but I just haven’t made any effort to eat there.