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In recent years, the popular child-molester image of “creepy guy with a blue van” has been blown to shreds by 20-something blonde school teachers who have illicit relationships with young boys (and girls) and expect “compassion and understanding” for their actions, something they’d never make a Lifetime original movie about for the male sleezeball variety– we wouldn’t even make a TNT “Movies for Guys Who Like Movies” feature out of it (I’m not saying we should.. but I’d watch it).

The Virginia Tech shooting proved that those “even-tempered” Asians we never found to be threatening outside of kung-fu movies and college entrance exams are really just walking time bombs. Now, thanks to Michael Vick, Americans can now see that sick bastards come in all shapes, sizes and hues, and that torturing and mutilating animals mercilessly is not just for gaunt-faced, pasty-skinned, serial killers who were forced to sleep in their prostitute mother’s piss soaked beds as toddlers.

Yes, ma’am. You can blame white men all you like for the misery in the world, but it takes the united colors of benetton to make this sick sick planet go ’round it’s axis.

Incidentally, I love that I live in a country where a black football player can clumsily kill a couple of white people in his own home and be acquitted based on the race card but a football player who senselessly abuses and murders 30+ dogs is someone not even Al Sharpton will defend.

Ain’t that America.

Can someone please blow George Bush so we can impeach him??