Honestly, how can making a creepy PSA video where an elderly man caresses an effete child actor– in such a manner as to convincingly portray a child molester, no less– be any less immoral and perverse than filming actual child pornography? Isn’t this video really just a rare case of consensual kiddie porn where the victim got paid?
Two meathead jocks with backwards baseball caps and identical Abercrombie & Fitch regalia sit down at the bar in front of Kim and Justin’s table and order two Coronas.
Justin: I bet that guy’s dick smells like that guy’s ass.
Kim: Gross! That means that that guy’s mouth smells like his own ass!
“It’s proof the universe is fundamentally unfair that Mozart died so young while today we still have to put up with Danny Bonaduce. That’ll teach us to invent a cure for syphilis.”
I’ve never comprehended the pretense that because you share an elevator with a total stranger, you are required to make eye contact and do that goofy closed mouth half-smile to them or pretend to converse with them about shit no one ever wants to talk about. Leave me the hell alone, you wouldn’t ask me about the weather if we were walking up fucking stairs together.
“All this being said - I just don’t get it. I absolutely can not understand how a vote for McCain can be perceived as anything except a vote made out of fear of the future, possible racism or personal greed matched with a self-righteousness against those that need a leg up. If voting and paying taxes are the only two duties we have as citizens of this country I don’t see why you wouldn’t vote for the candidate that seems the most inclined to improve things for everyone (the entire nation / the world) instead of just one particular individual, yourself.” - Michael Eades