Monthly Archive for May, 2008

I Need An Adult

Honestly, how can making a creepy PSA video where an elderly man caresses an effete child actor– in such a manner as to convincingly portray a child molester, no less– be any less immoral and perverse than filming actual child pornography? Isn’t this video really just a rare case of consensual kiddie porn where the victim got paid?


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On second thought, this video is totally funnier than that Different Strokes episode.

An Evening at Cogan’s Pizza in Ghent

Two meathead jocks with backwards baseball caps and identical Abercrombie & Fitch regalia sit down at the bar in front of Kim and Justin’s table and order two Coronas.

Justin: I bet that guy’s dick smells like that guy’s ass.

Kim: Gross! That means that that guy’s mouth smells like his own ass!

Justin: [laughs]

Quote of the Day 5/20/08

“It’s proof the universe is fundamentally unfair that Mozart died so young while today we still have to put up with Danny Bonaduce. That’ll teach us to invent a cure for syphilis.”

From 8 Child Prodigies So Amazing They’ll Ruin Your Day