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I’ve Had Worse Days
“Is this smokin’ hot Puerto Rican girl giving me a BMW?” This was the thought running through my head as my none-to-pleasant Everything Bagel with Veggie Cream Cheese and Small Coffee halitosis filled the interior of the black 5 series that this cutie from Enterprise Rent A Car picked me up from the Body Shop in. …
George Carlin, R.I.P.
May 12, 1937 — June 22, 2008
More Smoke
Last night it rained and I had expected to see less smoke drifting in from the Dismal Swamp fire but instead there is even more this morning. I am not particularly sensitive to smells usually but this stuff is killing me. Maybe I am just a selfish, lazy, American without any inkling as to what …
