Another Conversation That Really Happened

I was casu­ally perus­ing some books at Barnes & Noble on my lunch break when this duo (brother and sis­ter, maybe?) of white trash psuedo-goth teenagers (it’s a strange breed to describe but they are ram­pant in the south and if you’ve seen them before you know what I am talk­ing about) rush the manga shelves and start mak­ing a bunch of noise. I wasn’t really both­ered by them, but they (par­tic­u­larly the girl) were loud enough as to catch my atten­tion. I guess the fact that she was loud wasn’t as obnox­ious as the fact that she kept repeat­ing every­thing she said until her coun­ter­part paid atten­tion (“Rob­bie, it’s over here. The big manga sec­tion. Over here. Rob­bie. Rob­bie. Rob­bie, it’s here. The manga sec­tion. Over here, by the comics. Rob­bie.. Robbie..etc.”)  Later on I crossed paths with them again:

Girl: “Oh my god, look. ‘Manga For Dum­mies!’ Look. Manga. For Dum­mies. MangaForDummies!”

Boy: (silent)

Me: .…

Girl: (hold­ing up book) “Manga For Dummies!”

Boy: (still silent)

Me: That’s cer­tainly repetitive!

Girl: “I know– what’s ‘repet­i­tive’ mean?”

You don’t know what “repet­i­tive” means? These kids were eas­ily 13 years old. Maybe older.

I don’t feel one way or the other about manga. I don’t know much about it. I do know that every time I go into one of the “big box” book­stores I always seem to see a col­lec­tion of dorky kids lan­guish­ing on the car­pet and read­ing manga for hours. This bugs me a lit­tle, but I don’t think its dam­ag­ing to soci­ety or any­thing, though I think that you would get your ass kicked out of the store if you were doing that mess in a real comic shop.

Kim, on the other hand, sees another side of manga at her job. Kim views manga the way that par­ents viewed Amer­i­can comics in the 1960’s: They’ll rot your brain, make you even dumber than you already are and they have no redeemable value. She’s hypoth­e­sized that manga is a ploy cre­ated by the Japan­ese to get Amer­ica back for the H-Bomb (actu­ally I think I was the one who came up with that ). Her venom for manga is seri­ous and to me its seri­ously enter­tain­ing to watch her get all worked up about it. I think she really snapped when she saw some­thing like this, but really she prob­a­bly just has a bet­ter under­stand­ing of peo­ple that are check­ing manga out of the library. After my lit­tle run-in with the dumb kids at Barnes & Noble, I kind of see how easy it is to gen­er­al­ize them all as dumbasses.

8 Comments

  • There is a use for it. In the same way that there is a use for Har­le­quin romance novels…bodice rip­pers, as we call them in the library. I will admit that there is good manga and shitty manga. How­ever, usu­ally what I see at the library is really bad manga. My com­plaint is that the kids who read manga ONLY READ MANGA. They have 20 spaces on their card, so they check out 20 manga books…and then 5 more on mom or dad’s card. Manga does not spur on any inter­est in classics…or any other books fic­tion or non­fic­tion. To make mat­ters worse, after read­ing the manga these kids will check out the accom­pa­ny­ing ani­mated series on DVD and watch them. We get hun­dreds of new books every day, so I know there is plenty of new mate­r­ial to read. Unfor­tu­nately, the manga lovers don’t want to have any­thing to do with it. It’s a shame.

  • Kim is right on this…manga is fuck­ing stu­pid and makes you stu­pid. And Justin, I know exactly the kind of kids you are talk­ing about…I see them all the time here in South Car­olina (God I can’t wait to be mov­ing back to Boston in 3 weeks!)

  • There are two Drews that post reg­u­larly on my site and it’s bound to con­fuse someone.

  • Sorry this is the Drew who’s brother Alex is a bass player from Boston…he orig­i­nally pointed me to your blog linked off of his a cou­ple of years ago…

  • Yeah I knew who you were, but I thought might con­fuse you with another Drew that com­ments, whom we know in real life.

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