I’ve never comprehended the pretense that because you share an elevator with a total stranger, you are required to make eye contact and do that goofy closed mouth half-smile to them or pretend to converse with them about shit no one ever wants to talk about. Leave me the hell alone, you wouldn’t ask me about the weather if we were walking up fucking stairs together.
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I’m just a guy who’s into stuff.
I also hate it when people press the button after I had already done so. It won’t get there any quicker!
Would you rather someone fart instead?