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It really should be a big­ger story, but, sur­pris­ingly, a lot of peo­ple haven’t heard about the totally batshit-crazy bru­tal­ity that occurred on a Grey­hound Bus in Canada a few days ago. Suf­fice to say,  some whacko snapped and bru­tally stabbed this 22-year old kid a gazil­lion times (one eye­wit­ness said 40 to 50 times) with a Rambo knife and then cut off his head and dis­played it to the ter­ri­fied pas­sen­gers out­side of the bus (they did the sen­si­ble thing and ran the fuck off of that bus, any­one who says they “could have stopped him” are exhibit­ing a severe case of “Arm­chair Quar­ter­back Syn­drome.” Sure, 37 peo­ple might have sub­dued him, but these are nor­mal folks rid­ing a Grey­hound, not a para­mil­i­tary police force. One fatal­ity could have eas­ily turned into two or more fatal­i­ties and who really wants to be the guy who gets stabbed while 36 oth­ers jump on this guy and “kick his ass.”)

Accord­ing to the myspace pro­file of the vic­tim, Tim “Jokaw­ild” McLean was an Insane Clown Posse fan. I mean how crazy is that? ICP has like a kabil­lion songs about decap­i­ta­tion. I haven’t heard much ICP, but I’d say decap­i­ta­tion was at least men­tioned in the half-dozen or so songs I have been exposed to. The prob­a­bil­ity of this kid get­ting ran­domly decap­i­tated on a bus in Man­i­toba has got to be be on par with an Ozzy Osbourne fan actu­ally becom­ing pos­sessed by demons.