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The fol­low­ing con­ver­sa­tion did not actu­ally happen:

“Have you ever seen Idioc­racy?”

“No.”

“It’s funny. It’s about this aver­age guy who gets frozen and then wakes up 500 years in the future and he’s the smartest per­son in the world because the whole world has become a bunch of red­necks and retards.”

“I go to bed every day and the same thing keeps hap­pen­ing to me.”