The following conversation did not actually happen:
“Have you ever seen Idiocracy?”
“No.”
“It’s funny. It’s about this average guy who gets frozen and then wakes up 500 years in the future and he’s the smartest person in the world because the whole world has become a bunch of rednecks and retards.”
“I go to bed every day and the same thing keeps happening to me.”
For the record, I don’t think parts of this country will have to wait 500 years to achieve Mike Judge’s vision of dystopia.
Leave me alone! I’m ‘bating.