Comments on: 5 Things That Are Stressing Me The F**K Out http://lowquality.net/2009/5-things-that-are-stressing-me-the-fk-out/ increasing the signal to noise ratio in my head Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:09:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Ozzy Nelson http://lowquality.net/2009/5-things-that-are-stressing-me-the-fk-out/#comment-2707 Ozzy Nelson Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:36:21 +0000 http://lowquality.net/?p=1272#comment-2707 You aren't inviting me to the wedding!?!?! You f@#$ing prick!! just kidding. You aren’t inviting me to the wedding!?!?! You f@#$ing prick!!
just kidding.

]]> By: Will Butterfield http://lowquality.net/2009/5-things-that-are-stressing-me-the-fk-out/#comment-2706 Will Butterfield Sun, 15 Mar 2009 02:50:48 +0000 http://lowquality.net/?p=1272#comment-2706 Justin: I'm fat everywhere... And you started 'it' -- could have emailed me. :p Kim: Fair shots. You might also have noted that she legally changed her name to that and was bi. ';) The mere fact that you've both bothered spending any time whatever 'defending' against my off-the-cuff remark rather than eye-rolling at it says things. As long as these are things you've said to each other, I'm content to keep my yap shut. Of course, I wish for the best. Of course. Naming demons in advance goes a long way in laying a foundation for those better outcomes, though; wouldn't you agree? Justin: I’m fat everywhere… And you started ‘it’ — could have emailed me. :p

Kim: Fair shots. You might also have noted that she legally changed her name to that and was bi. ‘;)

The mere fact that you’ve both bothered spending any time whatever ‘defending’ against my off-the-cuff remark rather than eye-rolling at it says things. As long as these are things you’ve said to each other, I’m content to keep my yap shut. Of course, I wish for the best. Of course. Naming demons in advance goes a long way in laying a foundation for those better outcomes, though; wouldn’t you agree?

]]> By: Kim http://lowquality.net/2009/5-things-that-are-stressing-me-the-fk-out/#comment-2705 Kim Sun, 15 Mar 2009 00:45:16 +0000 http://lowquality.net/?p=1272#comment-2705 There is a lot to be said about tax breaks and saving 10% on our car insurance. I love saving money...but I love Justin even more than that. At any rate, not all marriages end in failure and some people do have ceremonies that are an actual act of love. I'm pretty sure most of the brides in those cases aren't named after women in Greek tragedies. That's when you should have seen it coming. There is a lot to be said about tax breaks and saving 10% on our car insurance. I love saving money…but I love Justin even more than that. At any rate, not all marriages end in failure and some people do have ceremonies that are an actual act of love. I’m pretty sure most of the brides in those cases aren’t named after women in Greek tragedies. That’s when you should have seen it coming.

]]> By: Jeff http://lowquality.net/2009/5-things-that-are-stressing-me-the-fk-out/#comment-2703 Jeff Sat, 14 Mar 2009 19:12:59 +0000 http://lowquality.net/?p=1272#comment-2703 Best of luck on the job hunt dude. You're going to find something, I'm rootin' for ya. Tell Kim I said what's up. Best of luck on the job hunt dude. You’re going to find something, I’m rootin’ for ya.

Tell Kim I said what’s up.

]]> By: Justin http://lowquality.net/2009/5-things-that-are-stressing-me-the-fk-out/#comment-2701 Justin Sat, 14 Mar 2009 06:27:38 +0000 http://lowquality.net/?p=1272#comment-2701 This is not the forum for your personal nonsense. Go be fat somewhere else. This is not the forum for your personal nonsense. Go be fat somewhere else.

]]> By: Will Butterfield http://lowquality.net/2009/5-things-that-are-stressing-me-the-fk-out/#comment-2700 Will Butterfield Sat, 14 Mar 2009 06:24:47 +0000 http://lowquality.net/?p=1272#comment-2700 Actually, it's as morally ambiguous as dealing narcotics, but we digress. I wasn't attacking you, douche nozzle. What I noted are the themes and plot points of HOW many stupid comedies about contemporary marriage? If anything I was being self-effacing in suggesting I'd be anything other than a prince. I've only known you since middle school, but do I REALLY care that I wasn't invited? NO; you know what I think of marriage now, explained well enough already why...and I save on travel/espresso maker expenses. ':p You, my friend, should stop pretending you have no idea how to interpret me whenever I offer up the same tough love [if you are so sensitive as to consider gentle chiding 'tough'] you offered me a decade and more ago. You should know I love you man. I've got your back. You can frame it like I'm some kind of asshole, but you're not that dumb...maybe that much in denial, though. Actually, it’s as morally ambiguous as dealing narcotics, but we digress.

I wasn’t attacking you, douche nozzle. What I noted are the themes and plot points of HOW many stupid comedies about contemporary marriage? If anything I was being self-effacing in suggesting I’d be anything other than a prince. I’ve only known you since middle school, but do I REALLY care that I wasn’t invited? NO; you know what I think of marriage now, explained well enough already why…and I save on travel/espresso maker expenses. ‘:p

You, my friend, should stop pretending you have no idea how to interpret me whenever I offer up the same tough love [if you are so sensitive as to consider gentle chiding ‘tough’] you offered me a decade and more ago. You should know I love you man. I’ve got your back. You can frame it like I’m some kind of asshole, but you’re not that dumb…maybe that much in denial, though.

]]> By: Drew #2 http://lowquality.net/2009/5-things-that-are-stressing-me-the-fk-out/#comment-2699 Drew #2 Fri, 13 Mar 2009 18:52:28 +0000 http://lowquality.net/?p=1272#comment-2699 Congrats on the impending wedding! Do you know for a fact that you will be laid off soon or are you just preparing for it just in case? I hope it's the latter! Congrats on the impending wedding!

Do you know for a fact that you will be laid off soon or are you just preparing for it just in case? I hope it’s the latter!

]]> By: Justin http://lowquality.net/2009/5-things-that-are-stressing-me-the-fk-out/#comment-2698 Justin Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:03:20 +0000 http://lowquality.net/?p=1272#comment-2698 Also, exchanging links between to irreverent web comics is not on the same level as you potentially embarrassing me in front of my in-laws. It's funny to me that you think it is. For the record, though, that is not the reason you were not invited. I doubt they'd get your jokes or even hear your mumbling banter. Also, exchanging links between to irreverent web comics is not on the same level as you potentially embarrassing me in front of my in-laws. It’s funny to me that you think it is. For the record, though, that is not the reason you were not invited. I doubt they’d get your jokes or even hear your mumbling banter.

]]> By: Justin http://lowquality.net/2009/5-things-that-are-stressing-me-the-fk-out/#comment-2697 Justin Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:53:46 +0000 http://lowquality.net/?p=1272#comment-2697 Nerve schmerve, you paid your parents mortgage playing a video game for money which is as morally ambiguous as counterfeiting. I mean, really, was supposed to LET you attack me? The fact that I defend myself means you struck a nerve? Hardly. You gave me shit, so I gave you shit back. Nerve schmerve, you paid your parents mortgage playing a video game for money which is as morally ambiguous as counterfeiting.

I mean, really, was supposed to LET you attack me? The fact that I defend myself means you struck a nerve? Hardly. You gave me shit, so I gave you shit back.

]]> By: Will Butterfield http://lowquality.net/2009/5-things-that-are-stressing-me-the-fk-out/#comment-2696 Will Butterfield Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:44:59 +0000 http://lowquality.net/?p=1272#comment-2696 You know...from a guy who sends me links to the kind of material you do to take what tastes vaguely like offense to such an obviously absurd scenario strikes me as a bit schizo. It seems odd you'd cite it as a reason to exclude me from company...unless that company now consists solely of garden tea parties and polite rotary club book meets. Your perverse misrepresentation of my post-graduate life aside [did that make you feel better? -- I paid my parents' mortgage, did you?], I don't aspire or purport to be your role model. That was a soft pitch, chief; I'm surprised I struck a nerve. Best guard that glass jaw: life has meaner things than my tame snark for you to get bent out of shape over. You know…from a guy who sends me links to the kind of material you do to take what tastes vaguely like offense to such an obviously absurd scenario strikes me as a bit schizo. It seems odd you’d cite it as a reason to exclude me from company…unless that company now consists solely of garden tea parties and polite rotary club book meets.

Your perverse misrepresentation of my post-graduate life aside [did that make you feel better? — I paid my parents’ mortgage, did you?], I don’t aspire or purport to be your role model. That was a soft pitch, chief; I’m surprised I struck a nerve. Best guard that glass jaw: life has meaner things than my tame snark for you to get bent out of shape over.

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