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Peter: Ain’t it a crime.
Stephen: What?
Peter: The only person who could miss with this gun is the sucker with the bread to buy it.

Oh, how many times I’ve said something similar while taking a test drive on some incredible top-of-line piece of gear at a music store. I think more premium guitars and amps get sold than will ever see the inside of a club.

I am developing a kind of nasty “ex-smoker” attitude towards people eating sweets. Everyone’s got giant slices of cake for dessert and I’m thinking “I guess if you think you really need that to be happy, go ahead.” Giving them guilt trips and stuff. I make jokes about wanting it but I really don’t. I especially don’t want any healthy “fake” desserts; if I am going to eat ice cream I want real fucking ice cream (I’ll settle for frozen yogurt) not some phony, low-carb, Shemp cream. Same goes for Whole Wheat Chips Ahoy: I’d rather just not have any cookies, or just make it really count when I do have a cookie– like once a year I eat one of those marshmallow Pinwheel things… those things kick ass.

Looks like getting healthy is just another way for me to ruin everyone’s fun!