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Tag Archive for 'Eli Roth'

Grindhouse

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on Tuesday April 10, 2007

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Not only was the Robert Rodriguez / Quentin Tarrantino Double-Feature Grindhouse the most fun I have had at a movie theater in forever, it also has a bad ass website which features, quite possibly, the coolest-looking load screen ever.

Oh, if anyone was wondering: Rose McGowan is still super hot with a peg leg and Kurt Russell is still the best B-Movie actor to come out of Walt Disney Pictures. Period.

Pay special attention to the phony trailers at the beginning and middle of the film. According to imdb.com, Robert Rodriguez has Machete scheduled for 2008, but we will be cheated if Eli Roth never makes Thanksgiving into a feature film. I guess I’ll settle for Hostel 2.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if you were one of those dudes who doesn’t own a cellphone and never checks his email?

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I’ve never comprehended the pretense that because you share an elevator with a total stranger, you are required to make eye contact and do that goofy closed mouth half-smile to them or pretend to converse with them about shit no one ever wants to talk about. Leave me the hell alone, you wouldn’t ask me about the weather if we were walking up fucking stairs together.

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You can be anything you want to be. Now please use your turn signals.

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“All this being said - I just don’t get it. I absolutely can not understand how a vote for McCain can be perceived as anything except a vote made out of fear of the future, possible racism or personal greed matched with a self-righteousness against those that need a leg up. If voting and paying taxes are the only two duties we have as citizens of this country I don’t see why you wouldn’t vote for the candidate that seems the most inclined to improve things for everyone (the entire nation / the world) instead of just one particular individual, yourself.” - Michael Eades

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Its forever since I’ve done anything creative.

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