Tag Archives: Information Technology

Rejection

Some­thing tells me I should feel good about dodg­ing this bul­let if the HR depart­ment is this fuck­ing con­fused about the hir­ing require­ments. I apol­o­gize for any con­fu­sion the pre­vi­ous emails may have caused.  I have con­firmed with appro­pri­ate con­tact that the link pro­vided below will bring you to the two screen ques­tions you will

Helpdesk Tale

This lady upstairs called me and said that her com­puter was “mak­ing this crazy noise.” I can actu­ally hear the noise over the phone and it sounds like a loud CPU fan (but it would have to be super loud to be heard over the phone). I con­nect to the machine via dame­ware and the

How do you tell someone that you found gay porn on their kid’s computer?

So are you mak­ing any head­way?“ “Yeah. It’s done. I put the PC next to ______’s desk.“ “Oh ok. So what was the prob­lem?“ “Well he just has a lot of.… stuff on it.“ “What kind of stuff.. I mean.. how did it get there?“ “uhm.. he down­loaded it. “ “Yeah, well kids are kids..

A Little Bit Nuts

I’m just going to throw this out there: As I approach my career in Infor­ma­tion Tech­nol­ogy, I fear for my health, safety, and the health and safety of those clos­est to me. I am, of course, exag­ger­at­ing. I am jok­ing, but only slightly. I have found myself to be a com­plete wreck. Some­times I think I am