Posts Tagged ‘stupid’

I Really Had Nothing To Do With This

But I am gladly taking some of the credit (and some of the blame).
After a steady stream of childish snorting and giggling at the celebrity Twitter feed of Helen Keller, Paul told me he was going to make a Helen Keller web app based on the concept of an online language translator.
Thus the Helen Keller-izer [...]

Stupid American Tricks

I saw a picture of the Capitol on a user’s PC and the filename was The White House.jpg

Elevator Jerk

I’ve never comprehended the pretense that because you share an elevator with a total stranger, you are required to make eye contact and do that goofy closed mouth half-smile to them or pretend to converse with them about shit no one ever wants to talk about. Leave me the hell alone, you wouldn’t ask me [...]

Another Conversation That Really Happened

I was casually perusing some books at Barnes & Noble on my lunch break when this duo (brother and sister, maybe?) of white trash psuedo-goth teenagers (it’s a strange breed to describe but they are rampant in the south and if you’ve seen them before you know what I am talking about) rush the manga [...]

The Great Mailbox Fiasco of 2008

So Saturday morning I had a much needed haircut appointment at 10:30. The awesome girl that cuts mine and Kim’s hair works out at the Rudy & Kelly in Pembroke Mall. It’s not a million miles away or anything but on a Saturday its kind of hassle because the traffic downtown and on the highway [...]

It Needs To Be Said

Call me a sexist, male chauvinistic asshole, but I think women have ruined rock. No,I am not talking about female musicians– female music FANS, have ruined rock by taking the undue liberty of saying that every mediocre, ho-hum act from Pete Yorn to Maroon 5 “ROCKS.” Ben Folds doesn’t rock. Jewel has never “rocked out.” [...]